The southerners say that the frozen Great White North yields many a strange and mysterious thing. Double-doubles, toonies, toques, a beer that doesn’t taste like water, and a strange game played on ice beyond their comprehension. Likewise, the southern Commanders of the Anime Secrets Agency regarded Kuzu Ryu Sen in that very manner when he first walked in the door of their Laurentians Headquarters. He spoke with words foreign to their ears, words like “eh,” “aboot,” and “grammar.” The enigma soon developed a reputation for both quality and quantity, and was soon promoted to the rank of 3rd in Command, as well as the role of Head of Quality Control.
Today, the enigma still remains relatively unknown to most at the Headquarters, although he is often sighted either drinking with The Macaque and Dave K in the staff lounge while watching a hockey game, or escorting a female visitor around Headquarters. Most recently, a mountain of beer bottles has piled up outside his office, along with images of Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow punctured with dart holes.