Hikari, a schoolgirl with no social skills, and a penchant for anime, decided to go to the mountains to research the ways of the ninja. However, a bunny creature she found lying on the path to the mountain village, transformed her into an idol and made her go on tour singing such pop hits as, Your Bubble is my Love and Bunny Bunny Dancey Dance! However, the fans were too much and some girls were so jealous as to try to poison her tea and sweet cakes. So, Hikari bade farewell to the bunny and journeyed back to the mountain. When she got there, the ninja were working on a space station project funded by Anime Secrets. They taught her the ways of the kunoichi in the singing-healing arts and sent her to space in a space shuttle. While there, she was so bored healing the aliens that she began to write her thoughts on anime inspired by the many who have written reviews. By chance one day she met Supreme Commander Drake while he was on inspection of the station and showed him her projects. He instantly hired her, and since then she’s been healing paper cuts with her voice and refusing to watch ecchi.